Who’s this Alana lady?


Would you like a fun celebrant for your wedding ceremony? An authentic wedding without the bullshit? A ceremony that’s written just for you? 

As in, a celebration, the likes of which your family and guests have never seen before, and will be talking about for years to come?

I’ll ensure your day is what you want it to be and not what someone else thinks it should be.

So if you’re looking for a unique wedding celebrant who’ll ensure that your big day is memorable, fun and personal, you’re in the right place. 

 I’m Alana and I’m not your average marriage celebrant.


Fun Wedding Celebrant and Professional Party Starter


Hands up if you love wedding cake? (Both mine are up!)

I also love fun parties, twinkling lights, daggy dancing and amazing frocks. And I love hanging with equally cool and lovely people.

In case you haven’t noticed, I absolutely love weddings!

I’ve been rockin’ out at wedding ceremonies for a little while now and I gotta say, I have the best job in the world!

I’m passionate about crafting weddings that are the best occasions ever. Those dull, can’t-wait-till-it’s-over type of weddings don’t happen on my watch.

The wedding ceremonies I’m privileged to be a part of are unique, funny, real, heart-warming, quirky and memorable. I make everyone involved feel relaxed and included, setting a vibe that is totally stress free.

What my friends and fellow wedding industry mates will tell you is this: I’m one funny lady and a fun celebrant at that.

I’m also entertaining, upbeat, well spoken, obsessively enthusiastic about weddings, and last but not least…have legs that look great in a cocktail frock.

A Ceremony Without the Shit


So what happens at a ceremony?

What you think should happen at your ceremony is all that matters to me.

It’s not my place to judge and lock you into a tired format that’s been done to death and has no personal relevance to you.

I’m proud of hosting alternative weddings and being known as that fun and quirky celebrant. Because weddings on my watch are real and authentic for each and every couple.

Perhaps you want your commitment to be spoken only for the benefit of the one you love in your backyard without the fancy piece of paper.

Or maybe you’d like a handful of friends at a meaningful spot to witness your special occasion.

Then again, your ideal ceremony might be one where it’s choreographed into a massive flashmob spectacular!

Whatever your ideal wedding ceremony looks like for you, I can help you make it a reality.

Without the fluff and shitty bits.

So what are you waiting for?

It’s time to throw the rule book out the window and time we create an amazing wedding ceremony where you and your partner get hitched.

Let’s go grab a drink and nut it all out!


Things my rockstar couples have to say about me



A newlywed couple share a testimonial about their fun and quirky celebrant Alana Salm.

ALANA FOR PRESIDENT! We are so thrilled with our wedding ceremony! We didn’t know a wedding could be so much fun. Alana made our guests laugh, she made them cry, she scored us the declaration of ‘best wedding ever’ from our guests. Alana’s quirky and charismatic style was perfect for us and complimented us so well, while Alana was hilarious and entertaining she made it all about us. If you want a fun wedding – Alana is your gal!

Picture of Lauren and Curtis during their outdoor wedding ceremony, with a raving testimonial of their fun and quirky celebrant Alana Salm

We had endless comments about how our ceremony was “so us” which is all we wanted. You had people in stitches and provided such a high energy environment which then continued on throughout the night. Guests even asked us if you were related to us, as they thought you knew us so

Lauren and Curtis

Close-up picture of Laura and Nick during their wedding ceremony. Laura is wearing a flower crown.

The best thing about marrying Tim was meeting you…. And finding my soulmate yada yada yada. ( followed by) I mean, Tim’s my soulmate.. (and) You’re a motherfucking delight!


In case you were wondering, Brides with names that don’t start with ‘Laur’ have great things to say

Fun celebrant Alana Salm taking a group selfie with a newlywed couple after the ceremony.

I got to be a guest where Alana married my best friend I’ve known since I was 7. She absolutely nailed Naomi & Adrian’s ceremony. I had to stop myself a few times from laughing so embarrassingly hard. There was no run of the mill wedding ceremony talk, it was so engaging from start to finish, It was so personalised to them – Alana captured them perfectly and made every single person there feel included in their love story. So memorable…Warm, wonderful stuff.


Lauren and Tim describe their personable and memorable wedding ceremony with fun celebrant Alana Salm.

You really were just fabulous Alana, thank you so much. Both of our parents were just raving about the ceremony. It really was everything we wanted, fun and real, we didn’t want it to be fake, I loved it when you threw in that we sent you so many words, some of which were just rubbish, that was the best! I really think everyone realised pretty quickly from the moment you started playing “reverse survivor” with them that this was a wedding where they could feel relaxed, laugh, and have fun 🙂 Everyone we’ve had a chance to speak to have actually said they had an amazing, fun time and it was the best wedding they’ve been too, and I know that your ceremony style really set the scene, and you dealt with my over-excitement very well. I get excited about the smallest things so I couldn’t contain myself that day sorry!

Laura and Nick

Guests throwing confetti after Matt and Tilly's wedding ceremony.

Do yourself (and your guests) a favour, and book Alana as your celebrant. Alana created a ceremony that was laughed out loud funny, yet so very personal and memorable. She took the time to get to know Josh and I as a couple and provided invaluable assistance in writing our vows. She also happens to have a fabulous sense of fashion.Thank you, Alana, for getting us mother-truckin‘ married! xx

Tilly and Matt